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Glorious Julie Bishop Should Come Out Of The Closet

Written by Al S. Drozd

Given her rank within the Liberal party, Julie Bishop’s marriage equality endorsement in 2015 was surprising to say the least. Yet when you look past her sham marriage and discover that Julie Bishop is actually a lesbian, that stance is more than understandable. Who is Australia’s Foreign Minister really dating? Chinese mining billionaire Sally Zou. Miss […]

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How Do Refugees Keep Taking Our Senatorial Jobs?

Written by Al S. Drozd

Malcolm Turnbull’s harsh stance on immigration, national security and refugees is strange when you consider the number of refugees in his Senate. With another day gone by, another Senator has been ousted to due an ineligibility over their citizenship. This time it was Tasmanian Independent Jacqui Lambie who felt the boot of the Constitution as it […]

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Is Jacinda Ardern The New Kim Jong?

Written by Al S. Drozd

She isn’t even Prime Minster yet but New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern has already threatened Australia, warning that if rights allowing New Zealander’s cheap access to Australian education are revoked, New Zealand will enact similar policies affecting Australians abroad in Middle Earth. Now, I hate Internet slang but the only possible reaction to that is: LOL. I’m […]

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Smoking Is Cool

Written by Chevy Chinburn

I remember when smoking was an accepted habit. Bars, planes, restaurants and even hospitals were all fair game. Nowadays, in a vein similar to Iran’s piety police beating a 10 year old for forgetting which direction Mecca faces, Victoria’s blue vested heroes are here to insulate virgin lungs from the threat of secondhand smoke. The […]

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Interview With An Addict

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Thanks for joining us, we know how hard it must be for you to publicly express your private battles. We appreciate your bravery in raising awareness. Thanks for talking to me, I just want to share my story and let others suffering in silence know that they’re not alone.   Tell me about yourself? My names […]

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