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How Do Refugees Keep Taking Our Senatorial Jobs?

Written by Al S. Drozd

Malcolm Turnbull’s harsh stance on immigration, national security and refugees is strange when you consider the number of refugees in his Senate. With another day gone by, another Senator has been ousted to due an ineligibility over their citizenship. This time it was Tasmanian Independent Jacqui Lambie who felt the boot of the Constitution as it […]

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Smoking Is Cool

Written by Chevy Chinburn

I remember when smoking was an accepted habit. Bars, planes, restaurants and even hospitals were all fair game. Nowadays, in a vein similar to Iran’s piety police beating a 10 year old for forgetting which direction Mecca faces, Victoria’s blue vested heroes are here to insulate virgin lungs from the threat of secondhand smoke. The […]

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Interview With An Addict

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Thanks for joining us, we know how hard it must be for you to publicly express your private battles. We appreciate your bravery in raising awareness. Thanks for talking to me, I just want to share my story and let others suffering in silence know that they’re not alone.   Tell me about yourself? My names […]

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The Cross Dressing Misdirection

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Universal problems and public debate have been essential to putting forth ideas that shape contemporary culture. Communal concerns are the locomotive behind evolution.  The Greatness of a man can be measured by the quality of his problems. Aspiration for ingenuity, craving for prosperity and devotion to overcoming societal obstacles leading civilization into a superior future. […]

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Abort Babies, Save the Future

Written by Buzz Huffington

When I hear cis white males callously throw around the term ‘radical feminism,’ I’m liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike really? Feminism is too moderate. The goal of equality? Equality?! After a billion years of torture? I don’t think so. For billions of years, men kept their monstrous Genghis Khan like genes reproducing, by economically and physically prisoning them in […]

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Time For A New Hobby

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Everyday people wake, and go about their routine. Teachers drive to school and teach, tradies build houses, bus drivers drive buses and fucking fuck-wits in fucking Lycra get up and ride their moronic stupid fucking obsolete transportation vehicles known as bicycles. Now if you’re a 15 old kid on a BMX, you get a pass, […]

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