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Does Cultural Appropriation Actually Exist?

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Do you enjoy eating Mexican food? Like cooking Latin cuisine? Or traveling Central America in search for authentic recipes? Great! So long as you’re not white! This is what millennial social justice warrior lynch mobs assert anyway. To them, cultural appropriation is on par with a gas chamber. But I laugh at those imbeciles denouncing […]

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I Know One Thing; That I Know Nothing

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Could you imagine knowing for certain you have all the answers? Waking everyday in total assurance that your beliefs are the perfect recipe for utopia. Attacking anyone who opposes isn’t merely natural but vital. The world is a complicated place. Being an expert in anything other than masturbating in your parents basement takes years of […]

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I Love Margaret Court

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Margaret Court should be stabbed to death. I don’t care that she has donated vast sums of money to charity or lived a non-violent benevolent life. The witch needs to be hunted down, stripped and then publicly lynched. End her heretic bloodline. Tennis achievements mean nothing when you don’t endorse anal sex. The psychoneurotic response […]

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In Defense of White People

Written by Chevy Chinburn

The pernicious genetic continuation of white people, in particular white males who have been found guilty of  malevolent intent simply by being born into comfort. Just being pasty and alive implicates you as an oppressor. We could argue about race related crime statistics, or IQ differences between ethnicities, reasons for western wealth, imperialistic robbery and […]

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Progressing to 1984

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Self-awareness is a rare quality. It’s impossible to decipher whether Orwell’s ‘1984’ was simply a concoction of the ideal dystopian state or whether he knowingly laid the blueprint for the perfect tyranny. Contemporary foresight either turns you into a prophet or highlights historical naivety. Would Orwell be shocked to see red flags of authoritarianism revealing […]

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The Detriment of Online Political Discussion

Written by Al S. Drozd

The Internet opened up a never-before-seen political dialogue of diverse views which resulted in incidents like the Occupy Movement that future generations might one day look back on and view the same way contemporaries view the Tennis Court Oath of the French Revolution – a grassroots precursor that signaled the turning of the tide. But, […]

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No One Cares, Bro

Written by Chevy Chinburn

“You’re special. You’re amazing. You can do anything.” The mantra of millennials. Accurate for a small minority but an outright lie for most. Modern parents are encouraged to be sycophantic when it comes to their children. This is well intentioned and easy, considering the intense biological protectiveness and love that parents and mothers in particular […]

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