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I Know One Thing; That I Know Nothing

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Could you imagine knowing for certain you have all the answers? Waking everyday in total assurance that your beliefs are the perfect recipe for utopia. Attacking anyone who opposes isn’t merely natural but vital. The world is a complicated place. Being an expert in anything other than masturbating in your parents basement takes years of […]

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I Love Margaret Court

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Margaret Court should be stabbed to death. I don’t care that she has donated vast sums of money to charity or lived a non-violent benevolent life. The witch needs to be hunted down, stripped and then publicly lynched. End her heretic bloodline. Tennis achievements mean nothing when you don’t endorse anal sex. The psychoneurotic response […]

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Alt-Reality

Written by Chevy Chinburn

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The turmoil that happened in Charlottesville has me reflecting on the future of race relations. Is Australia immune ethnic discord? Historically no, Cronulla riots was potentially the burgeoning of ethnic disharmony. A concept foreign to the modern Australian ethos. Luckily it hasn’t been repeated. That seems […]

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Smoking Is Cool

Written by Chevy Chinburn

I remember when smoking was an accepted habit. Bars, planes, restaurants and even hospitals were all fair game. Nowadays, in a vein similar to Iran’s piety police beating a 10 year old for forgetting which direction Mecca faces, Victoria’s blue vested heroes are here to insulate virgin lungs from the threat of secondhand smoke. The […]

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In Defense of White People

Written by Chevy Chinburn

The pernicious genetic continuation of white people, in particular white males who have been found guilty of  malevolent intent simply by being born into comfort. Just being pasty and alive implicates you as an oppressor. We could argue about race related crime statistics, or IQ differences between ethnicities, reasons for western wealth, imperialistic robbery and […]

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Progressing to 1984

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Self-awareness is a rare quality. It’s impossible to decipher whether Orwell’s ‘1984’ was simply a concoction of the ideal dystopian state or whether he knowingly laid the blueprint for the perfect tyranny. Contemporary foresight either turns you into a prophet or highlights historical naivety. Would Orwell be shocked to see red flags of authoritarianism revealing […]

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