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I Love Margaret Court

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Margaret Court should be stabbed to death. I don’t care that she has donated vast sums of money to charity or lived a non-violent benevolent life. The witch needs to be hunted down, stripped and then publicly lynched. End her heretic bloodline. Tennis achievements mean nothing when you don’t endorse anal sex. The psychoneurotic response […]

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No One Cares, Bro

Written by Chevy Chinburn

“You’re special. You’re amazing. You can do anything.” The mantra of millennials. Accurate for a small minority but an outright lie for most. Modern parents are encouraged to be sycophantic when it comes to their children. This is well intentioned and easy, considering the intense biological protectiveness and love that parents and mothers in particular […]

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Aliens Harvesting Our Insecurities

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Confidence, its alluring trait. The characteristic that most determines the direction of our lives. We either make decisions out of confidence or insecurity, there’s no way to avoid it. Self assured people stand out, their walk, the way the talk, their social prowess. We all remember that one kid from school who just didn’t give […]

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