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How Do Refugees Keep Taking Our Senatorial Jobs?

Written by Al S. Drozd

Malcolm Turnbull’s harsh stance on immigration, national security and refugees is strange when you consider the number of refugees in his Senate. With another day gone by, another Senator has been ousted to due an ineligibility over their citizenship. This time it was Tasmanian Independent Jacqui Lambie who felt the boot of the Constitution as it […]

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Australia’s Five Former Senators Are Frauds

Written by Al S. Drozd

In a previous Relentless article, Harry Berg asked: Why are politicians exempt from the laws that bind average people? This question is particularly pernient to Australia’s senator citizenship debacle, what both parties are now calling a crisis. So far, the High Court has removed 5 politicians (including the deputy Prime Minister) from the Senate in light […]

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Are The Burqas Really Better At Hungry Jacks?

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Queen Pauline, saviour of Australia, crusading against the assassination of the Mother Country. The fish ‘n’ chip shop Queenpin has re-assembled her forces and diverted her offensive from Asians to Muslims. Not without provocation though. Islam perpetuates a lot of questionable beliefs and, as a result, Muslim immigration comes with a side of danger. Child marriage, […]

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When Equality Meets Reality

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Out of all the problems facing society, the acceptance of transgender people invokes the most public attention. Opinions vary from ‘who cares, live your life’ to ‘transgender people are the catalyst for the moral decay’. Me? I lean more towards the ‘who cares’ side. Life is short and, so long as you’re not raping toddlers or […]

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I Love Margaret Court

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Margaret Court should be stabbed to death. I don’t care that she has donated vast sums of money to charity or lived a non-violent benevolent life. The witch needs to be hunted down, stripped and then publicly lynched. End her heretic bloodline. Tennis achievements mean nothing when you don’t endorse anal sex. The psychoneurotic response […]

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Alt-Reality

Written by Chevy Chinburn

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The turmoil that happened in Charlottesville has me reflecting on the future of race relations. Is Australia immune ethnic discord? Historically no, Cronulla riots was potentially the burgeoning of ethnic disharmony. A concept foreign to the modern Australian ethos. Luckily it hasn’t been repeated. That seems […]

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Smoking Is Cool

Written by Chevy Chinburn

I remember when smoking was an accepted habit. Bars, planes, restaurants and even hospitals were all fair game. Nowadays, in a vein similar to Iran’s piety police beating a 10 year old for forgetting which direction Mecca faces, Victoria’s blue vested heroes are here to insulate virgin lungs from the threat of secondhand smoke. The […]

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