Author Archive | Chevy Chinburn

Aliens Harvesting Our Insecurities

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Confidence, its alluring trait. The characteristic that most determines the direction of our lives. We either make decisions out of confidence or insecurity, there’s no way to avoid it. Self assured people stand out, their walk, the way the talk, their social prowess. We all remember that one kid from school who just didn’t give […]

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Time For A New Hobby

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Everyday people wake, and go about their routine. Teachers drive to school and teach, tradies build houses, bus drivers drive buses and fucking fuck-wits in fucking Lycra get up and ride their moronic stupid fucking obsolete transportation vehicles known as bicycles. Now if you’re a 15 old kid on a BMX, you get a pass, […]

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The Nation vs Humanity

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Humans capacity for horror doesn’t need illustration, just watching the nightly news makes a good case for pessimism. History is littered with monstrous events, we’re all taught about the abhorrence of slavery or the immorality of imperialism. The cliche that history repeats itself remains relevant. As we continue to evolve, the goals of alleviating suffering […]

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The Plight of the Japanese Whaler

Written by Chevy Chinburn

In a world of precarious employment opportunities, an evolving economy and disruptive technology, people are getting left behind, jobs are vanishing and stable income is becoming more elusive. This is a call to arms, a battle cry to the righteous, to anyone that really claims to care about the suffrage of the decent. Martin “Pussy-Lover” […]

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Is Democracy Meant To Be Annoying?

Written by Chevy Chinburn

Liberal Democracy, the greatest political system ever created. If you disagree with that, you better know how to build a bomb shelter because Air Force one is coming to change your worthless fucking opinion. Democratic principles adhere to the will of the majority, value openness, freedom of thought and the right to self determination. The […]

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R.I.P Jesus

Written by Chevy Chinburn

The holy spirit moves in mysterious ways, out of the echo chamber of the ordinary man’s mind and into the turbulent killing fields of public discourse, where it’s been shamed, ridiculed, mocked and disparaged to the point of hatred. Christianity’s brand power has definitely diminished. The cruel brush of hindsight historians have turned it into […]

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